Quick links for Oct. 3rd

The untrustworthy hooker strikes again? Maybe we’re just not very trusting, but if some broad approached us out of the blue for some good ol’ fashioned stranger fucking, we’d probably be a bit apprehensive. Women don’t just invite random dudes off the street back up to their hotel rooms. And if they do, the Sheraton’s missing out on an awesome marketing opportunity.

This has to be one of the worst attempts at defending a client ever. When your public defender starts making your case sound like a bad methed out version of Smokey and the Bandit, you should probably just take the plea deal.

So it’s probably going to rain this weekend. Which of course means stay off the road because the retarded drivers who somehow forget how to drive in the rain every year will be out seeing if they can out-accident drivers talking on cell phones.

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~ by Slick Diaz on October 3, 2008.

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