Quick Links for Feb 17th (and hopefully the last time we’ll have to mention Forbes and their stupid list)

(Insert questionably witty banter here)

QUICK LINKS!

Does anybody really think Stockton is miserable?

Let’s face it, if the guy who’s job it is to report on crime in Stockton doesn’t think the city is miserable, then Stockton’s not miserable. We made the argument that Forbes’ miserable city list was flawed last week, but Christian Burkin does it a lot better than us (and without cussing!).

Plus he points out something we’ve been harping on for months. Stockton’s too focused on becoming something it’s not. We’re never going to be that ideal city because the ideal flat out doesn’t exist. If our slogan or whatever is “Celebrate Stockton!” then fucking celebrate Stockton. Unfortunately before rolling out that campaign the city neglected to find out what they’re celebrating. Are we celebrating Stockton or Fat City? Contrary to popular belief the two aren’t one in the same. And until we figure that out the taxpayers are just giving city leaders an unbearably long Dutch rudder. And that’s the truly miserable part of Stockton

Don Blount saw that Forbes list too!

Just when that stupid list was leaving the news cycle, Don Blount saw it and decided to give it some more life. Even though pretty much everybody’s calling the list bullshit, Don has to run in at the last second and yell “Yeah! Bullshit! Me too guys!” And he does so in typically horrible fashion. At one point he actually says “Central Valley represent!” This is the editor of a newspaper mind you. Not, you know, us.

But if that wasn’t embarrassing enough he also wonders out loud with Larry Ruhstaller as to why Stockton didn’t get credit for having the Thunder, Cougars, Lightening, and Ports. Pro sports is part of the criteria. Let me say that again pro sports. We have the minor leagues. You may notice a difference in quality between the teams on TV and the teams in Stockton.

I could actually spend a while dissecting Blount’s latest offering, but we’re weary of giving this stupid Forbes list any more press than it already has. Let us know when a bullet-proof accurate list comes out, like the best beer cities.

It’s a good thing they use the AP so much or else we wouldn’t get such quality analysis on the Thunder (tickets still available!)

One of our main issues with the Record’s sports pages, besides their apparent inability to use Google, is their overwhelming dependance on wire stories. They use wire stories for all the local pro teams (aka the important teams) and concentrate all their efforts on high school (Well, St. Mary’s and Lincoln) and the local minor league teams (aka who the fuck cares). The only time you can really twist their arm to write about shit that matters is when a local kid makes one of the pro teams. You may remember Must B. Highfill’s blatant fellating of St. Mary’s product, Taco King, and Tampa Bay Devil Ray Jason Bartlett from last year, God knows we do. Which is why we’re surprised that they settled for an AP article on Stagg graduate Dallas Braden. Granted, we’re not totally surprised. As the Record’s outsourcing of high school games to other local papers have shown, if it’s not about St. Mary’s or Lincoln, they don’t give a shit. If somebody else can write it, then they’ll let them write it. The Record’s too busy trying to force us to care about the minor league teams. In other words, much like the city, they’re in a futile struggle that can’t be won.

The only way we as a city are going to care about the local teams is if they win. Something only the Ports have done so far. You remember how much support they got? Yeah, it wasn’t much. And they’re the most popular local team. The ceiling for these teams isn’t high, so hey, maybe we can spread the coverage out a little bit.

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~ by Slick Diaz on February 17, 2009.

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