Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round – Caveman Regional No, 1 vs. No. 16
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
1. Bukkake
Literal Meaning: The act of two or more men ejaculating on the face of a male or female recipient or recipients.
Wiki Says: Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”. The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru . Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (“completely astonished”) or butchigiri (“overwhelming win”).
Popular Advocates: The Japanese, Women with dry skin.
16. MILF.
Literal Meaning: Acronym for “Mother I’d Love to F*ck.”
Wiki says: The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999). Also known as Mom I Like To Feel[1], though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet).[2] A more family-friendly version is “Mama Is Looking Fine”, though this is not widespread in usage.
Notable Advocates: Oedipus, the guy from that one MILF-hunting website oh what’s it called…, Brad Pitt.
Reclaiming the Title 
Bukakke is losing to fecofelia in a river of shit.
Ufford’s extremely sheltered if this was the best he could do with the #1 overall pick. Multiple lower seeds from the Swindle bracket would beat bukkake easily.
Will the 1 seed fall?
Bukkake is a one seed and fecophilia is a two seed? I smell an upset.
Literally.