Nasty Fetish Tournament Second Round – Caveman Regional No. 1 vs. No. 8

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Bukkake

Literal Meaning: The act of two or more men ejaculating on the face of a male or female recipient or recipients.

Wiki Says: Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”. The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru . Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (“completely astonished”) or butchigiri (“overwhelming win”).

Popular Advocates: The Japanese, Women with dry skin.

8. Sex Machine.

Literal Meaning: Sexual penetration through mechanical means, either through human power or mechanical power.

Wiki SaysAutomated erotic stimulation devices have been created commercially for penetration and stimulation. However, users must be cautioned that excessive force may easily damage the delicate vagina, anus, and rectum; injury may result if a device is used incorrectly.

Popular Advocates: Will Arnett

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~ by El Duke on March 25, 2009.

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